Teddy bears, silk boxers, a bouquet of red roses or a pretty bottle of floral perfume are all well and good … for plenty of people. But not the unsentimental types who walk amongst us. For them, the idea of receiving anything sugary sweet makes them break out in hives. Have no fear! Though the store aisles may be chock-full of those classically romantic presents, there are also many excellent gifts that will better suit your unsentimental loved one who’d far prefer a funny gift, useful present or an item that plays with the idea of Valentine’s Day in a unique way than a red rose.
Below are 16 great ideas for Valentine’s Day gifts that will warm the cockles of their cold, black hearts. Pick one for your significant other, and you’ll also see ideas for best friends, roommates and family members.
Best for the Dad Who Wants to Be Left Alone to Nap
Go Away Socks
What You Get: These soft, stretchy black crew socks are made from 58% recycled polyester and a blend of nylon, cotton, spandex and rubber, and fit men’s U.S. shoe size six to 13 and women’s U.S. shoe size five to 14.
Why We Love It: The best thing about these socks — after the straight-to-the-point sentiment, is knowing how appreciative your introverted loved one will be upon receiving them.
Price: $15.84 at Redbubble.com (visit RetailMeNot to save more at Redbubble)
Best for the Partner Who Has Their Priorities Straight
Pizza Is My Valentine T-Shirt
What You Get: You can order this short-sleeved cotton tee in black, navy, cranberry, red or purple, and in cuts for men or women (there are even kid sizes) for both of you for a celebration of one of life’s greatest pleasures.
Why We Love It: It’s important to know where your priorities lie as a couple. Successful marriages are built on far less than a mutual love of pizza. You can pair the shirt with an unromantic romantic evening of dining out or ordering in at one of these restaurants with Valentine’s Day deals.
Price: $13.99 at Amazon.com (save more at Amazon with RetailMeNot’s best deals)
For the Most Elegant Person You Know
Black Magic Flowers
What You Get: Two dozen gorgeous black roses, grown at the base of a volcano in the Andes.
Why We Love It: They’re unexpected, unique and stunning.
Price: $80 at VivaRoses.com (save on your flowers with VivaRoses coupons at RetailMeNot)
Best for Your Stressed Out Friend
Luxome Weighted Blanket
What You Get: A 100% cotton inner weighted blanket that comes in three weights: 15, 18 or 30 pounds (use the brand’s size chart to find the ideal weight for your recipient) with a removable cover for easier washing.
Why We Love It: Weighted blankets are designed to calm and comfort us when we’re stressed, improve our sleep and keep us cozy and comfortable. Things we can all use right about now!
Price: $155 at Luxome.com
Best for the Person With a Sweet Tooth
Big White Chocolate Skull
What You Get: Li-Lac Chocolates’ white chocolate skull is big enough to serve a crowd of ghouls. It’s also gluten free, kosher certified and handmade in Brooklyn.
Why We Love It: If traditional chocolates won’t cut it, this terrifying fellow is certainly memorable and delicious!
Price: $36 at Li-LacChocolates.com
Best for the Contemplative Friend
Be Rooted You Are Deserving Planner
What You Get: An elegant unlined journal that reads, “You are deserving in all spaces, even the ones you have left to explore.” It’s made by Be Rooted, a female, Black-owned brand that creates all sorts of vibrant, colorful stationery and accessories.
Why We Love It: It’s always meditative to take the time to put pen to paper, whether your friend uses this for a gratitude journal, dream journal, travel journal or even a spot to jot down her to-do list.
Price: $14.99 at Target.com (RetailMeNot has the best coupons for Target here)
For the Person Who Truly Cannot Stand Hearts or Flowers
Nevermore Academy Crewneck Sweatshirt
What You Get: A comfy, long-sleeved classic crewneck sweatshirt, available in sizes small to 5XL and in six different colors — though kinda seems like black is the way to go when it comes to all things Wednesday.
Why We Love It: If your loved one sees themselves in the dark, skeptical Wednesday Addams, they can wear their Nevermore Academy with pride. (A surly, unsmiling pride, that is.)
Price: $30 at Teepublic.com (Save with RetailMeNot coupons when shopping Teepublic)
Best for the Beauty Lover
TokyoMilk Dark Eau de Parfum in Bulletproof
What You Get: Bulletproof is a stunning, smokey unisex scent that’s a complex blend of teas, coconut, cedar and ebony woods. One reviewer says Bulletproof “smells like you were lured into a sexy spider-lady lair and you don’t want to leave.”
Why We Love It: OK, sure, perfume is pretty sentimental, as far as gifts go, but this decidedly not-sweet bottle from indie perfume brand Margot Elena isn’t going to alarm your “hates everything cute” loved one.
Price: $52 at Amazon.com (find all the best ways to save at Amazon with RetailMeNot discounts)
Best for Those Who’ll Take Spicy Over Sweet Any Day
Fly by Jing Triple Threat Sauce
What You Get: Three jars of delicious Sichuan sauces: Sichuan Chili Crisp, Zhong Sauce and Mala Spice Mix. These are from an AAPI-owned business that takes its inspiration from the flavors of the Sichuan Province, where Fly By Jing founder Jing Gao was born.
Why We Love It: Using these fan-favorite condiments can make any dish, even a bland or boring one, sing. And they’re all vegan, all-natural, and small batch crafted in Chengdu, Sichuan.
Price: $45.49 at Target.com (get all the best ways to save at Target with RetailMeNot)
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